Handsome and the Ogre

I like to take MRT because I am nosey and like to observe the MRT commuters on board. Today, I’m not really late and so decided to take a short MRT trip to a bus stop near my office and switch to a cab later on. While I’m at Seng Kang MRT station, a couple, both darkly-clad caught my sleepy eyes… [have not been sleeping well for the past few weeks, all thanks to COBY] To my surprise, the guy resembles Won Bin [Korea most good looking actor… *drooling*], on the contrary, the girlfriend… erm…. [wonder will I go to hell if I say this]… anyway, her appearance looks apologetic… I don’t want to say it so forthright, read the title and you will know. Standing on the platform, the ogre… opsss… or rather the girlfriend clings tightly to her boyfriend’s waist as if she is a desperate, horny and loathsome koala bear. Is she so dim-witted that she thinks she is going to fall onto the MRT track? This is not the end, the MRT arrived and as usual, the commuters swam towards the train entry as if they have never take MRT for their entire life. They push and shear just to make sure they got a seat in the train, any seat... its ok even if they are seated beside a perspiring and reeking Indian man… anyway, back to the couple, the girlfriend found herself a seat and the boyfriend decided to stand in front of her and chat. Do you know why they both can’t get a seat side by side? Because, I deliberately sit on the 2-seater so they have no way to be seated together… Yes!! [this is the only thing I can do to break them apart] Ok, continue, after a few stops, the ogre seems to be so insecure that she decided to give up her seat to NO ONE and then stand beside her dearest boyfriend to cling onto his waist again. What is wrong with this OGRE? Is she really so insecure that she has to hug her boyfriend every now and then?? Throughout the whole journey, I didn’t even see the boyfriend touching her… I start to wonder are they really together? Sometimes, I wonder how come ugly guys managed to get gorgeous girls and vice versa, don’t they have friends or parents to tell them, “Hey, wake up leh!”
This handsome guy certainly doesn’t deserve such girls; he should have a girlfriend like who? Like me lor! Anyway, I alight from the train telling myself this, “WHAT A WASTE!” *shaking my head vigorously*