If you are a boss…

If you are a boss, please be compassionate to your staff.
If you are a boss, please don’t expect your staff to work OT. Remember you only pay us during the office hour. We are not obligated to work for you after the official working hours. That includes SAT AND SUN.
If you are a boss, please be generous and reward your staff accordingly. Don’t ever be penny-pinching bastards. Pinch your penis instead, may I suggest!
If you are a boss, please undergo proper phonics lessons. Speak fluent English so we can all understand. “Are you bery cleear wib the projeck sparcification??”
If you are a boss, dismiss the “rice worms” who are professionally trained in Taiji and read newspapers during office hours, they are good for nothing and simply wasting resources.
If you are a boss, you must be fair to all your staff. NO favoritism PLEASE!
The above requirements from a BOSS are reasonable. But somehow, most of the bosses are doing the opposite. Anyway, I am just so frustrated with my boss. Coincidentally, he is just the opposite of everything I expected.